Emerald OWL

He/Him/His pronouns. Just your typical young college guy and student journalist at UNT. INFJ. I am Safe Space trained as well, if anyone needs or wants to talk.
prokopetz:
“ cheesedeity:
“ prokopetz:
“ bear-eggs:
“ geekandmisandry:
“ Wow, I had no idea Satan was so knowledgeable and generous with his time.
#TeamSatan
”
Can satan come teach a class at my school
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Amusingly, among the Western European...

prokopetz:

cheesedeity:

prokopetz:

bear-eggs:

geekandmisandry:

Wow, I had no idea Satan was so knowledgeable and generous with his time.

#TeamSatan

Can satan come teach a class at my school

Amusingly, among the Western European demon-conjuring cults of the 16th Century, many demons were greatly valued for their skill as teachers, often to the point that grimoires would place greater emphasis on the subjects each demon was qualified to teach than on their supernatural powers.

For example, this guy?

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Teaches moral philosophy.

And this creepy dude?

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He’s your astronomy professor.

Seriously, look this stuff up some time - it’s wild.

I now want a comic or cartoon series about demon teachers and their human students. Not sure if it should be college or high school.

“Aw, man - I got Professor Lionwheel. I hear if you fail his exams, he eats your legs.”

“Yeah, but he’s supposed to be really good about keeping regular office hours.”

“Huh. Sort of a trade-off, really.”

(via vampyro)

carbysorangeshirt:

i don’t think anyone fully understands how iconic of a film the princess diaries truly is. everything in that film is iconic. the apartment/firehouse. the scooters as a method of transportation. “get off the grass” in 4 languages. “please don’t crush my soy nuts.” the mustang. the weird neighbor who writes poetry. the m&ms on the keyboard and the pizza. “it’s a wango?” lily’s otter backpack. the whole paolo makeover sequence. every foot pop. stop me i could go on forever the princess diaries is so iconic it’s on the same level of iconography as star wars (1977)

(via general-lala-organa)

barnesrogers:

twitter: #GiveElsaAGirlfriend #MakePoeGay #GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend

disney:

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(via c0ffeebee)

kittyseb:

superhumandisasters:

faun-songs:

makeyourdeduction:

bbcthree:

We saw that #GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend was trending on Twitter and thought… doesn’t he already have one?

did bbcthree just make a rom com au stucky fanvid?

the only cheat is that there is sam wilson in the cover image and none in the boyfr category i protest

I’m still trying to absorb the knowledge that BBC3 and SKY had/are having a Cap shipwar on Twitter. And how that is a sentence I just typed.

Is this real life? 

(via ilikedthewayhegaveback)

to-a-merrier-world:

sapphicsamoyed:

things i love about cats 

  • when they run across the house at full speed for no reason 
  • when they sneak up on u and start sniffing u and their whiskers tickle u 
  • when u close the door to keep them out of ur room and they stick their paws under the door 
  • the little butt wiggle before they pounce on something 
  • their tiny sneezes 
  • when u put a bag or a towel on their head and they start walking backwards 
  • the thing they do with their ears when they hear a loud noise 

@twinsmaximcff

(Source: angelicgarnet-moved, via twinsmaximcff)

nephilimdaily:

@matthewdaddario: A pack-a alpaca. Note: some alpaca do not appreciate head pats

(via oohbucky)